Table Talk is a collection of ceramic plates featuring quirky, chaotic, slice-of-life phrases that speak the unspoken truths of everyday living. From low-key life crises to laugh-out-loud moments, each plate captures the beautifully messy, totally relatable chaos we all navigate.
Designed to spark conversation (or at least a knowing smirk), these plates bring personality to your table and a little therapy to your life.
Perfect for gifting, venting, or mental health.
For yall who need translations:
一边崩溃一边搞笑，才是成年人的日常。(Crumbling while being funny—that’s peak adulthood.)
其实我只想早点下班。(I just want to get off work early.)
日子慢吞吞地过，我也不慌不忙地活。(The days crawl by slowly—and so do I, without rush or worry.)
我不是在躺平，而是在原地发光。(I am not stagant, I am shining bright from where I am)
生活不给我安排，我就自己乱排。(If life won’t organise itself, I’ll organise myself—chaotically.)
天塌下来我也要先睡个好觉。(Even if the sky falls, I’m napping first.)
不慌不忙地崩溃，也是一种生活态度。(Calmly falling apart is also a way of life.)
我只想赚钱，保持低调，每月订机票。(I just want to earn money, keep a low profile and book air tickets monthly.)
Table Talk is a collection of ceramic plates featuring quirky, chaotic, slice-of-life phrases that speak the unspoken truths of everyday living. From low-key life crises to laugh-out-loud moments, each plate captures the beautifully messy, totally relatable chaos we all navigate.
Designed to spark conversation (or at least a knowing smirk), these plates bring personality to your table and a little therapy to your life.
Perfect for gifting, venting, or mental health.
For yall who need translations:
一边崩溃一边搞笑，才是成年人的日常。(Crumbling while being funny—that’s peak adulthood.)
其实我只想早点下班。(I just want to get off work early.)
日子慢吞吞地过，我也不慌不忙地活。(The days crawl by slowly—and so do I, without rush or worry.)
我不是在躺平，而是在原地发光。(I am not stagant, I am shining bright from where I am)
生活不给我安排，我就自己乱排。(If life won’t organise itself, I’ll organise myself—chaotically.)
天塌下来我也要先睡个好觉。(Even if the sky falls, I’m napping first.)
不慌不忙地崩溃，也是一种生活态度。(Calmly falling apart is also a way of life.)
我只想赚钱，保持低调，每月订机票。(I just want to earn money, keep a low profile and book air tickets monthly.)
